Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You almost got us killed.
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I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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