hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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