when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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