whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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