we have officially lost it.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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