and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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