You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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