yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
even my farts smell like vagina
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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