I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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