he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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