Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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