hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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