Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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