Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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