i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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