The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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