I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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