Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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