love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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