I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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