Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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