wakey wakey hands off snakey
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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