Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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