Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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