can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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