He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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