i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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