It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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