I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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