Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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