Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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