we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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