Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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