It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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