I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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