help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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