I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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