Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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