fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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