Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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