I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize