you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
A+ Viking dick
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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