Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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