jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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