Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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