If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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