u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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