normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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