Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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