Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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